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Whiskey and Typewriters



Ever heard of experimental literature? Probably not. Feel free to educate yourself.

This is a collaborative effort between five or six winos--each degenerate contributing a different sentence. I was almost thinking about submitting it to The New Yorker, but on second thought, I don't feel like stooping to their level.

[Joel Gittes and Jake Barish]



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One hen, two ducks...


Seeing how Texts From Last Night doesn't live up to my comedic standards, I've decided to take matters into my own hands. Typewriter From Last Night (TFLN) will now be a regular addition to Tallaclassy Knights.

[Jake Barish]

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Don't Drink and Draw






[by Joel Gittes]

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"Where are the blogs of yesteryear?"
- Francois Villon (1533)

Francois Villon posited a very intriguing question all those centuries ago, a question that we find ourselves asking today. The reader may be perplexed, making the idiotic mistake of asking "what place does philosophy and anachronism have amongst drunken debauchery?" The answer is obvious: everything my dear simpleton.

Our mission statement is throbbing and sincere: to flip the Blogosphere on its head and laugh as the blood rushes to its pathetic little brain.

This effort will include guest contributors ranging from Los Angeles, to Harvard, to Paris, and back again, but the brains of the operation are still in Tallahassee. Never forget this.

Cheers,

Joel Gittes and Jake Barish

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